I AM GOD. After weeks of failure, tear-inducing trial and error and borderline psychosis, I have finally wrestled my new business website into submission and rewritten the code for my portfolio galleries.
The developer who put the extension together in the first place insisted it couldn't be done. I refused to back down, went into mad scientist mode and will now proceed to spit in his face. IT'S WORKING. Bwahahahaha!!! Never have I been so proud of my coding skills! Where can I buy one of those giant foam hands so I can spend the rest of the week patting myself on the back?